OH! IT'S THE PIZZA GUY!

WE ORDERED AN EXTRA LARGE

I wrote a post a while back about how creativity in the film industry is, for the most part, gone. Remakes, sequels, reboots and poor adaptations of novels that were, at best, average. Film fans lowering their standards so they can get excited about the art they so dearly love, but in the end celebrating the mediocrity Hollywood has forced us to swallow.

Thank God (or whatever name you shout out during your orgasm) for the little gems that have kept us from drowning slowly in our tears of disappointment and boredom. Too dramatic? Ok, this post is not about those little gems (I’ll talk about that in another piece), this is about the loss of creativity in the film industry and it can be seen in all aspects of it, even in the PORN INDUSTRY. Yes, that little bit about the orgasm was foreshadowing.

For a minute, just forget about the purpose of porn and why it makes money. Think about it from a creative standpoint. Porn stars used to have creative names that could be likened to the names of WWE wrestlers. Some porn stars even had their own finishing maneuvers, or so I’m told. The plot lines were terrible and the acting even worse. People made money off the sex, but still somehow used to find a way of bringing some kind of creativity into it. The porn movie title puns have made their mark on pop culture to the point where people still try to come up with creative names for pornos even though it hasn’t really been done in the actual porn industry since the 90’s.

Let’s celebrate creativity in all its forms. See below for the top 5 funniest porn titles I could find:

I thought I'd take a shot at creating porn pun titles for some films that were released in the past 3 years. Here goes:

BOYHOOD - BOY WOOD

BIG HERO 6 - BIG HERO SEX

HAIL, CAESAR! - NAIL, CAESAR!

JASON BOURNE - JASON'S PORN

WARCRAFT - WHORE CRAFT

BEN-HUR - BEND HER

THE PURGE: ELECTION YEAR - THE URGE: ERECTION YEAR

Let me know in the comments if you thought of a few more funny titles or if there were any that you came across.

 (get it? "came" across! hahaha. Fuck you, that was funny.) 

That is all.